Do you like gyros and chocolate and white chocolate and caramel and crepes and Israeli women who shave? Then this is the dessert you need to experience. In fact, we need to get this jawn somewhere up in this town. Solomonov, can you make a call? Additionally, we’re thinking the technology could be MacGyvered to produce a Choco-cheesesteak that would immediately vie for positions as both the best and worst thing this city has to offer.
This is the town where we twice overthrew the government, surely we can get a chocolate gyro rotatey-machine. Let’s get on this before Cincinnati puts chocolate chili shavings all over white chocolate spaghetti and calls it a “three-way-sweet” or something.
